These are a few of my favorite things.

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(via tommytommywhoopstommywhoops)

bi-privilege:

"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"

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(via i-am-angel-sexual)

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via teen-derp)

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

(via anneofpembroke)

cyberfricking:

sixpenceee:

SPENT is an online game about surviving poverty and homelessness. Players must make the difficult decisions necessary to live for one month on $1,000, often having to choose between equally disagreeable options. The game ends when players either run out of money before the end of the month or make it through with money left over.

PLAY SPENT HERE

PLAY SPENT HERE

PLAY SPENT HERE

show this to the republican party

(via tommytommywhoopstommywhoops)

fulmadz:

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

(via meliapond)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via teen-derp)

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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(via teen-derp)

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tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

fartgallery:

tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

(Source: spkd, via achingly)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via ballerinaatheart06)